Lisa Rinna Wants LVP Back on ‘RHOBH’ with Her
A Fox Force Five reunion
Lisa didn’t hesitate when asked who would make up her ultimate RHOBH dream team. “The Fox Force Five, for sure,” she said, name-checking the infamous alliance she ran with during her time on the show. That’s:
Kyle Richards: The OG. The glue. The one with the actual Beverly Hills address and the Paris Hilton connection. Erika Jayne: Camp. Couture. Court cases. She brings the chaos and the glam. Dorit Kemsley: Accent? Unclear. Fashion? Immaculate. Teddi Mellencamp: Say what you will, but Lisa’s loyalty is ride or die. Lisa Rinna, of course.
You can feel her pride as she adds, “And Eileen Davidson,” rounding out the OG squad with a touch of soap opera royalty (in this house, we respect the Kristen DiMera, thank you).
A plot twist
Now, this is where it gets interesting. Lisa Rinna, patron saint of stirring the pot, voluntarily added Lisa Vanderpump to her dream cast. Cue dramatic Housewives gasp. “I might have to put LVP back in there,” she admitted. “As much as I don’t want to… I’ll put my ego aside for a second. I’ll put her back in. She won’t come, but we’ll put her in.” Look, love her or loathe her, Vanderpump is a Housewives icon—and even Lisa R. can’t deny it. If we’re being real, it’s giving “keep your enemies closer.”
The wild cards
Two more names made Lisa’s cut: Brandi Glanville and Yolanda Hadid. Brandi is chaotic good (or evil, depending on the day). “Brandi’s great TV,” Lisa said, acknowledging that this may not happen because “she’s not doing well” now. Still, from a television standpoint? Unmatched energy. Zero filter. Messy boots. And Yolanda? Classic. She brought lemon trees, fridge organization, and “I don’t need to know you to love you.” Lisa didn’t confirm Yolanda as a definite, but floated the idea, which is more than enough to get our imaginary cast list excited. So tally it up: Kyle, Erika, Dorit, Teddi, Lisa, Eileen, LVP, Brandi, and maybe Yolanda. Housewives All-Stars if we’ve ever seen it.
Lisa’s multiverse of madness
Oh, but Lisa didn’t stop at Beverly Hills. If given the keys to a multicity mashup, she knows who’ll hop on the private jet. Here’s her Ultimate Housewives Girls Trip fantasy cast:
Lisa Rinna (duh) Lisa Barlow (yes!) Luann de Lesseps (countess energy only) Sonja Morgan (chaos and toaster ovens) Erika Jayne (again, because duh) Tamra Judge and Vicki Gunvalson (from OC, for tequila and whooping) Kenya Moore (twirl power)
And while she was this close to including Karen Huger from Potomac, the Grande Dame recently got hit with a DUI, and even Lisa had to pause: “Shoot, Karen. Sorry. I would’ve put you in there.” Location? “Let’s go down the Nile. Egypt. Safari.” Rinna, Lisa Barlow, and Luann on a boat in Egypt? That’s Emmy bait.
But would she come back?
With all this talk about a dream cast, you’d think Lisa might be soft-launching a comeback. Not so fast. “Would I go back?” she mused. “I don’t know. You can never say never.” But when Harry started choking on the idea, Lisa dialed it back: “Maybe we do, like, an Ultimate Girls Trip. Not a whole season.” Lisa Rinna might be polarizing, but she knows what she’s doing when casting Housewives. This isn’t just about good TV—it’s about chemistry, history, and enough ego to fill a stretch limo in the 90210. Give us one season with that dream cast, and we won’t ask for anything else… except maybe a spinoff in Egypt. Andy Cohen, you know what to do.
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